If it's the guy then hopefully the girl has already came, otherwise she may end up disappointed. Know what happens? One person cums at a time. And it's also really hard to try and time it by holding back just so it can happen. (The Beatles would kill me.) It's very rare the two people rutting manage to cum together. It's almost always less.Ĭum together? Right now? No, just me. AND, even if the guy does manage a second go-round, he does NOT spurt forth even more semen than the first time. You have to be like Sting to be able to fuck like that. Most guys are not going to be able to have sex 2-4 times in one session. Not nearly enough to drench the poor heroine in a sea of briny cum. Your typical male spurts out about a teaspoon of semen. Guys do not ejaculate massive amounts of semen during sex. Unrealistic breast sizes- I'm a Kyonyuu guy who can get into Pettanko and regular sized, but eventually the realism gets to me when every single girl seems like they break their back everytime they walk or that the girl has aged but their chest still is at age 5. At first, when I first discovered hentai, it was great to listen to, but now after seeing the exact same dialogue in every single h scene makes it sound like the developers don't care for these scenes and just throw them in to get the eroge crowd.ĥ. Seeing the same dialogue everywhere in h scenes. It's pretty stupid in my eyes when a guy can still spray a fountain after going that long.Ĥ. When guys can still ejaculate tons after blowing their load 8 times. Personally, the excessive sex belongs in nukiges and shouldn't come anywhere near the plot (not that kind of plot, you pervs).ģ. Random h scenes- Don't get me wrong, I love h scenes but seeing 8 h scenes for one character is pretty ridiculous. Seriously, how in the hell can a loli that looks 5 years old kick a grown teenager's ass?Ģ. Tsunderes that have immeasurable strength and can kick the protagonist's ass no matter how strong they are. People in my class think I'm insane at the moment.Īnyways, most of the cliches I hate have already been mentioned but I guess I'll list them.ġ. But it looks like you're still hard, which is physically impossible, guess I have no choice but to have sex with you now even though I'm a virgin and know nothing about sex" Male A: "I'm sorry I ejaculated all over your face, here's a tiss- oh wait you're eating it all up, why are you doing that pls stop"įemale A: "It's okay, it tastes good because it's yours. Male A: "I don't know how that happened."įemale A: "It looks painful, I'll relieve it for you" Female A: "Protag-kun, I feel something hard against me"
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